A disappearing pet food mystery was solved when a fat cat burglar got stuck in a doggie door. The case began when an Oregon woman noticed that large portions of food were disappearing from her pets’ bowls in the garage.
Then Jadwiga Drozdek discovered a 20-pound cat wedged in the doggy door built into her garage door.
“Four months ago we recognized that the food was disappearing very quick,” Drozdek said. “We said, ‘Gosh, you know, (our pets) are always eating the same amount, so I don’t understand why.”
After Drozdek helped the cat squeeze out of the doggy door, she gave the stray some food and brought him to a Humane Society shelter.
“I heard quite a ruckus when I went into my garage,” said Drozdek, who cares for six cats. “It was hilarious to see this big cat struggling to get in.”
The Humane Society had planned to put the cat up for adoption, but a neighbor of the owner who saw the report on TV has claimed the cat and said he had been missing for six months. The neighbor was to pick up the cat on Thursday.
Source: nbc4.com
Coincidentally, tonight on David Letterman, his top ten list was:
Top Ten Signs Your Dog Is Too Fat
10.Instead of “Ruff,” he barks “Ruffles”
9. Ticks that suck his blood die from high   cholesterol
8. Strangers mistake him for a fat guy in a dog suit
7. Collar is a forty-eight inch belt from Today’s Man
6. Answers to the name “Cheney”
5. His dish is filled with Kibbles, Bits, and Lipitor
4. Dog door is larger than your front door
3. Put his head out the window and the car tipped over
2. He’s the only dog that knows how to work a deep fryer
1. Never have to say “Stay” since his fat ass never moves
